Kitty: Totally Scarry

Kitty Kitty: Oh my god, that can not be what I think it is. I don't know what is more disgusting, the fact that the check out aisle is all Adkins snacks or the fact they are selling Microwave Pork Rinds. <turns to Mac to show him the bag>

Mac: Oh my, that is truly a scary thing. You are not seriously going to buy that are you?

Kitty Kitty: I am so going to blog about these Pork Rinds!

Kitty Kitty: Step 1 Shake the bag 5-6 times to loosen the strips. Step 2 cook for 1-2 minutes will not make popping sounds only sizzle Step 3 Watch for the bag to stop puffing to avoid charring.

Mac: What is that stench? What ever you are cooking smells horrible. <stumbling from a sleepy state>

Kitty Kitty: YUMM YUMM YUMMM don't you want a hot and spicy pork rind?

Mac: Do you want me to take that to the trash now?

Kitty Kitty: But then you will miss the lovely Pork Rinds.

Now, I have nothing against Pork Rinds. I grew up in the south so they were readily available and one of my families favorite snacks when I was a kid. When I was on Adkins diet they were my best friend. Just the thought of Microwaving them and the fact that the expiration date was 7-7-08 really scares me. I did try a piece and they were so spicy hot I couldn't taste anything else and I love hot food. So, I am not a spicy wimp, but these things are HOT.